As I’m trying to put away clean clothes this morning, Lincoln decides to dig through the basket and put tank tops and underwear around his neck.

 Lincoln: “Mommy! I’m a flower!”

Me: “Cool.”

Lincoln: “I’m a psycho.”

Well, there you have it. You never know what you’re going to get while having a conversation with a 2-year-old.

Once the basket was empty, he wanted me to push him & Peanut around the house in their make-believe car. One of the parties involved wasn’t so thrilled with this game. I’ll let you figure out which one.

Lincoln saying, “Smile, Peanut!”

Peanut saying, “Get adopted, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”